Macbook pro battery is utter pants

Just a quick rant, this has been an issue for a while, but looking at the statistics shows just how awful my macbook battery is.

Battery Installed: Yes
First low level warning: No
Full Charge Capacity (mAh): 23
Remaining Capacity (mAh): 23
Amperage (mA): 0
Voltage (mV): 12296
Cycle Count: 388

After 388 charges, my battery now hold 23 mAh, which is about a hundredth of an AA battery.  High end stuff.